I am sorry. So, so, sorry :( Art college has drained me and I haven't had any spare time to make beautiful things! Watch this giant space though! Things to come, I promise!!

THE (FALSE) STORY BEHIND NO MONSTER CLUB

Yum-Yum the monster bum,

Was sent away for having too much fun,

Now dwells upon a lonely hill,

With bunting he robbed from yr window sill,

Stay away Yum-Yum, don't come back in!

His darling looks deceive.....

...For he eats children.

FIN.

For Bobby, sorry it took so long!

It's been an insane week! Since my last post, I've gotten a place in BCFE in their Art Design and Mixed Media Portfolio Prep. course :)

I dearly apologise, but I've been far too exhausted to do or make anything exciting outside of the art i was doing in college.

But here we go.. A long, long time ago, Bobby asked me to draw him on the back of a giraffe.

Obervational Studyy.. Hmm..

She wants instant toast and she wants it this instant!

Nom nom nom

Turtle Wurtle.

The Turtle Demon,

like upturned bowl,

and hanging spaghetti,

He'll eat yr soul,

8 arms, all the better to charm you with..

No one can woo like an Octopus,

He'll bring you flowers and make a fuss.

Do you get the point?

Upon leaving China, the explorer Marco Polo encountered a rhinoceros in Java.

He thought the one-horned creature was a unicorn, and was dumbfounded by the animal's less than elegant appearance.

We all make mistakes.